Proofreading: You are doing it wrong.

Local Tesco store employs only DOUBLE AGENTS

Local independent greengrocer bothers to learn the names of its employees

Sale Waterpark Fishing Club AKA Men Who Look Like Fish

Slags

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS A VISUAL PUN

IT IS PUNNY

lollollollollollol etc.

Mustache Sandwiches.

Up to no good with collage again

So, I have been invited by my friend, artist and unicorn breeder Spike Dennis to join the Pack of Wolves a collective of creatives. I gladly accepted, and now need to make some work.

I absolutely need to get my finger out, but I have made a start.

#tweetart July

I hope you find my weather prediction chart helpful

Saints Gallery mentioned in Bolton News

The exhibition I curated got a full page in the Bolton News

Which was nice. 

Dartmoor Arts Week 2012 - Forged Metal

The forge

Hot steel

Sharp hot thing

Practicing curls

Stabbers and a hook

Plans

knotted steel

The jaws

Man trap

What a superb week.

final forge count

loads of teeth for my vagina, the jaws and tongue, two Stabbers, a hook and nail and a knotted piece of steel 

I haven't finished my vagina, but am looking for a North West forge that will let me borrow their fire to do so!

July #tweetart WIP images

seemed like such a good idea at the time...

the work will be a multiple, available from Westgate studio during the Wakefield Art Walk

I only eat things with faces

I Curator

Street View celebrates urban life from the different view points of local artists. Taking us from the macro with Irina Rumyantseva’s metropolitan cityscapes; visiting its inhabitants and detritus with recycled-material portraits by Davlo and exploring the urban decay left behind through Karen Bricknell’s photographs. We are even invited to watch this process of industrial disintegration through Bricknell’s sculpture.

The show runs from 12th July - 3rd Aug at Saint's Gallery, Saint Andrew's Court, Bolton, BL1 1LF