28/02/2014
Fuck the One Show
Labels:
BBC,
cats,
CATWANG,
evening,
explosions,
lasers,
One show,
television,
TV
10/02/2014
Free Valentine's greeting card
GUYS
IF YOU'VE FAILED TO THINK ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY
look no further, I've got it sorted for you. simply print this (onto Good Quality Paper), combine with resting your bollocks on her face Friday morning.
quality.
You're welcome.
IF YOU'VE FAILED TO THINK ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY
look no further, I've got it sorted for you. simply print this (onto Good Quality Paper), combine with resting your bollocks on her face Friday morning.
quality.
You're welcome.
Labels:
boys,
card,
girls,
greeting,
love,
men,
piss,
relationships,
toilet,
urine,
valentines,
women
06/02/2014
31/01/2014
19/01/2014
02/01/2014
I sourced some new material
so. I bought myself some new magazines.
they made me happy about my teeth, upset about my DVD collection and pondering the erotic value of a packet of hula hoops...
30/12/2013
2013 Christmas Cake
This year, following tradition of complete anti-tradition, I have iced my Christmas cake as a tribute to the doomed last voyage of Sir Ernest Shackleton's ship the Endurance.
It was crushed by ice and sunk during the imperial trans-antarctic expedition.
Endurance trapped in pack ice during the Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition (image from wikipedia)
13/12/2013
Merry Existmas
Perhaps you were lucky enough to get one of my Christmas cards this year, perhaps not
Have a look anyway
Merry Existmas, 2013, edition of 30, ink and despair on paper
10/12/2013
Finally got round to photographing my bunting
Sorry For Your Loss, 2013, fabric, paint, seaquins
You Can Buy These, You Know?, 2012, fabric, paint, sarcasm
Labels:
art,
bunting,
charming,
cheerful,
craft,
depressing,
diy,
festive,
time wasting,
twee
09/12/2013
I have been working
I've been making lists and checking them twice
I expect some bright spark will find a typo though...

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