28/02/2014

SMILE


cut outs






Devil Women




Fuck the One Show

I. Hate. the. One. Show.





Therapy?


Valentines Day



Dicks

Taking words from Personal Space Invaders, I've been up to no good

 





10/02/2014

Free Valentine's greeting card


GUYS
IF YOU'VE FAILED TO THINK ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY

look no further, I've got it sorted for you. simply print this (onto Good Quality Paper), combine with resting your bollocks on her face Friday morning.
quality.

You're welcome.

02/01/2014

I sourced some new material

so. I bought myself some new magazines. 
they made me happy about my teeth, upset about my DVD collection and pondering the erotic value of a packet of hula hoops...






30/12/2013

2013 Christmas Cake

This year, following tradition of complete anti-tradition, I have iced my Christmas cake as a tribute to the doomed last voyage of Sir Ernest Shackleton's ship the Endurance.

It was crushed by ice and sunk during the imperial trans-antarctic expedition.

 

Endurance trapped in pack ice during the Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition (image from wikipedia)


Festivities








13/12/2013

Merry Existmas

Perhaps you were lucky enough to get one of my Christmas cards this year, perhaps not
Have a look anyway

 

Merry Existmas, 2013, edition of 30, ink and despair on paper

10/12/2013

Finally got round to photographing my bunting

Sorry For Your Loss, 2013, fabric, paint, seaquins

You Can Buy These, You Know?, 2012,  fabric, paint, sarcasm

09/12/2013